Sieving membranes capable of discerning different alkali metal ions are important for many technologies, such as energy, environment, and life science. Recently, two-dimensional (2D) materials have been extensively explored for the creation of sieving membranes with angstrom-scale channels. However, because of the same charge and similar hydrated sizes, mostly laminated membranes typically show low selectivity (<10). Herein, we report a facile and scalable method for functionalizing graphene oxide (GO) laminates by dually grafting cations and water-repellent dimethylsiloxane (DMDMS) molecules to achieve high selectivities of ∼50 and ∼20 toward the transport of Cs⁺/Li⁺ and K⁺/Li⁺ ion pairs, surpassing many of the state-of-the-art laminated membranes. The enhanced selectivity for alkali metal ions can be credited to a dual impact: (i) strong hydrophobic interactions between the incident cations’ hydration shells and the water-repellent DMDMS; (ii) the efficient screening of electrostatic interactions that hamper selectivity.